Darren Bent could sign and play for Sunderland in a friendly tonight, reports The Sun. If only Bent still had access to a Twitter account so we really would know what was going on.
Once Bent has been safely shoved out of our revolving door, we will move for Klass-Jan Huntelaar says The Daily Express.
The Sun also states that Leeds are to sell Delph to Villa, because they ‘behaved properly’, which you imagine is a veiled dig at our shady transfer market behaviour.
The Daily Mail reports on our injury crisis in defence, as it is revealed that Woodgate needs another hernia operation.
The Times breaks the hardly surprising news that Joe Cole would rather stay at the Lesser Scum from West London, rather than join us.