The Sun publishes a picture of David Bentley posing with Aussie rockers Jet, just hours before he drunkenly wrapped his motor around a lamp post.
Harry writes in The Sun (well, talks whilst a journalist writes it down) about how he believes that Jermain Defoe could be the Premier League top scorer this season. Bad news for Robbie Keane. T’rrific.
As he tries to flog his autobiography, Ossie Ardiles is making all sorts of wacky and headline worthy statements. He tells The Sun that he thinks Spurs will finish in the top four this season.
Jermain Defoe warns Michael Owen that he won’t give up his England place in The Mirror and talks about his World Cup frustration in 2006. There are also some amusing quotes from Martin Jol.
Arsene Wenger finally admits to being a lying bastard in The Telegraph.