The WAG World Cup: Group E

The so called ‘real World Cup’ has kicked off, but it’s our WAG World Cup that still has the nation gripped. It’s time to vote in Group E and to look at the results of Group D:

Germany 57%
Serbia 29%
Australia 7%
Ghana 6%

So the Germans top the group and go through to face the USA in the last 16, whilst Serbia take on England.

Now in Group E we have a slight problem. Having done extensive research, I have failed to find a single WAG of the current Japanese squad. Their inability to pull in a country of geishas must be punished and the rules which exist only in my head state that in such a situation, Japan must be represented by an extremely unattractive male.

Considering that the voting so far has tended to be slightly racist in nature weighted towards Europeans, I don’t think that it will make much difference. Here are those contenders:

1. Holland – Sylvie van der Vaart

The wife of Rafael van der Vaart is a model, actress and television presenter.

2. Cameroon – Georgette Eto’o

Georgette is married to the Inter Milan striker Samuel Eto’o.

3. Denmark – Caroline Luel-Brockdorff

If sure that none of you will let the fact that Caroline Luel-Brockdorff is the elderly girlfriend of Arsenal’s Nicklas Bendtner, get in the way of you being impartial with your votes.

4. Japan – Takamisakari Seiken

Takamisakari Seiken is a fat sumo wrestler and a man.

Cast your votes!