It’s very difficult to give up on fame, which is why it’s no surprise that Paul the Octopus is now ready to turn his powers of prediction towards club football.

For his first prediction, Paul has turned his tentacles in the direction of the power struggle in North London and the results will put a smile on the face of any Spurs fan.

Come on you Spurs!

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  1. You should all go and watch our season review on youtube. Cant wait for the new season to start, i think we could be in for some more surprises. 50 years since the double anyone???????????? Lets fuckin have it!!! HARRY REDKNAPPS BLUE & WHITE ARMY….COYS XXXX

  2. Squid army…
    that is the finest comment i have ever read on a website ever anywhere.. inspired Rich…
    well done that man!

  3. To Lee Can you add the link for the Tottenham season review 2010/11 Cant find the damn thing on youtube ?. cheers in advance !! COYS

  4. Rich ! Rich !Rich ! Rich !Rich ! Rich !Rich ! Rich !Rich ! Rich !Rich ! Rich !Rich ! Rich !Rich ! Rich !Rich ! Rich !Rich ! Rich ! we love you!

  5. So if you cook him and eat it, would that mean you inherit his mystical powers? I’d eat it either way, but the mystical power would be a lovely bonus!!!!!

  6. Here’s a beautiful little story for you all…. I know (although i would never socialise with) 3 ar5ena1 fans who have given up their season tickets after 22 YEARS of watching the filth play. Can you believe it they have started to HATE their team. How wonderful is that!?????

    I could NEVER imagine a YID behaving in such a diasgraceful manner.

    FUKEM ALL FUKEM ALL UNITED WEST HAM Ar5ena1

  7. RONALDHINO , BELLAMY , COLE , RICHARDS , AND HUNTALAAR TO THE LANE AT ALL COSTS THEY WILL GET US TO THE LAST STAGES OF THE EUROPEAN CUP AND MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. How much to sign the squid as cover for Gomes,how much can a squid eat over a three year contract?.Do squid eat gooners?what a result if they did i mean if they looked on gooners as finger food ,how many fingers does a squid have? they seem to have loads of arms.Mind you it would be a nightmare trying to get shorts for a squid what with all them legs and by the time he,d put them on it would be half time.I need to think this matter through a bit more,what about the cost of the football boots although Dan Levy should be able to get a sponsorship deal,could he play if he pulled a muscle in one leg after all he,s got loads more?.Finally picture the scene he jumps catches the ball while putting the squeeze on Fabregas and poking Van Persie in the eye and he still has arms,legs whatever to spare,sqidie,squidie give us a wave,yep even enough left to do that.

  9. Pre season optimism. I love it. And the endorsement everyone would want at the moment from Paul the squid. Beautiful. Of course you do realise should he get it wrong (bloody hope not) then scampi is off the menu down the chippy to be replaced with fried squid? COYS. Lillywhitetilidie.

  10. Damn Sp*rs are the dumbest team ever. You guys now have to get hope from sea-creatures? Is Jesus not powerful enough anymore? I guess not.
    Burn Spurs , Buuuurn

  11. Good post, made me chuckle. But the truth of the matter is that we are light years away from them down the road and it makes me sick.

    I hate him more than any other manager but Arsene Wenger is head and shoulders above Harry and what we have ever had.

    We need to stop wasting money and start building our club properly.

  12. Don’t you guys still own Giovanni Dos Santos?
    Seriously, he is better than anyone in your team.
    Basically a Ronaldinho replica with pace.
    Also, I’m super happy you guys made it into the CL, cause now, if we meet, we can play the youth team and give our players a rest.
    Keep up the good work.

    • Gallows humour. We’re coming to get you. Beat you last season and we’ll beat you again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Foolish boy.

  13. Hey James, you still owe me cash for the Emirates season tickets son. See you Saturday for the Burnley game.

  14. Can someone tell James AKA Leo that the spurs were only five points behind woolich last term. And it would have only been two if we hadn’t gone on holiday early in the second half at turf moor. How is this light years?

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