Match Review And Video: Tottenham Hotspur 2 Everton 0

Having spent the evening at the Albert Hall rather than White Hart Lane last night and with Sky Sports deciding to screen Barnsley v Manchester United reserves, my impression of this game, is largely based on other people's impressions. By...

Happy Birthday Glenn Hoddle

The king of White Hart Lane is 52 years old today. Hoddle is my favourite Tottenham player of all time. I only caught the tail of his career at Tottenham, but the effortless way in which he played the...

Why Gordon Strachan Will Never Get A Job At MI5

Gordon Strachan has inadvertently revealed that he wants to sign Spurs' Kyle Naughton. The newly crowned boss at Middlesbrough was pictured holding a document, that under close analysis revealed the name of a host of players which he hoped...

Match Preview: Tottenham Hotspur v Everton

Everton at home wasn't the kindest draw given our woeful recent record against them at White Hart Lane, but you've got to say that the circumstances might suit us. Having played on Thursday and Sunday, David Moyes' side have been...

Proof That Some Germans Do Have A Sense Of Humour

Having just got over laughing at The Scum's collapse against Wet Spam on Sunday, here's an opportunity to laugh at an ex-Arsenal player. The even-tempered Jens Lehmann is made to look stupid by a nonchalant ballboy. Well done to the...

Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now. Get Well Soon Moz?

It's important in life to be a well rounded individual with a variety of interests. Otherwise, when you're forced to rub shoulders with weird people that don't like football, you'll find that they're not as interested in the subject...

Juande Ramos Receives His Annual October P45

Juande Ramos has been sacked by CSKA Moscow, just a year after Tottenham gave him the boot. The decision was made after CSKA lost 3-1 to FC Moscow, making Champions League qualification unlikely with just four league games to...

Match Review And Highlights: Tottenham Hotspur 0 Stoke City 1

I guess that I should have expected Stoke to mount a smash and grab raid after I went to The Beehive before the game and saw that someone had nicked all their plasma TV screens. In my match preview I...

Match Preview: Tottenham Hotspur v Stoke City

When you're third in the league, every game seems important, which makes a change when you support Tottenham and are used to the season quite often being over by October. Next up are Stoke, who are currently ninth in the...

Peter Crouch Looks Very Funny Whilst Drunk

Our Harry has been quite forthright in his opinions regarding our players going out on the lash. He doesn't want to see the Ledley behind bars for the night and Bentley driving into lamp posts. Fair enough. I'd feel...