Footballers Are Useless At Everyday Tasks

If you want evidence to back up my headline, then feast your eyes on this footage of Robbie Keane, from Soccer AM's Third Eye section, as our intrepid captain struggles to open a bottle. As a bonus, there is also...

Match Preview: West Ham v Tottenham Hotspur

It's cup final time for the boys from East London, as top of the table Tottenham Hotspur come into town, looking for some action. As if West Ham didn't need any more encouragement to beat us, the fact that we're...

Tottenham Paper Review: 21st August

Gomes if out for three months says The Sun. In his column with the paper, Harry tells them that he'd like to be able to sign Pat Jennings and Glenn Hoddle. We've clearly ditched our policy of only buying young...

Match Review and Video: Hull City 1 Tottenham 5

Top of the league and peering down at Chelsea and Arsenal, with just 36 games to go. This is the life... We shouldn't get too carried away, but it was a very impressive performance last night. Hull were pretty poor...

Tottenham Paper Review: 20th August

The Sun quotes Harry saying that Defoe is unplayable. The only people who can catch him at the moment are the Essex police. The Mirror has news of Benoit Assou Ekotto's four year contract extension. It would have been unthinkable...

Match Preview: Hull City v Tottenham Hotspur

We've got off to a great start and now we need to pull off the trick of not immediately plummeting back down to earth. As bizarre as it might sound, we may well find our game against Hull to be...

Timothee Atouba Has Got No Better At Football

Timothee Atouba ranks right up there amongst Spurs worst left backs of all time. No mean feat when you consider that we've fielded the likes of Justin Edinburgh and Paolo Tramezzani in that position. Apart from a cracking goal against...

Tottenham Paper Review: 19th August

The Sun has video footage of Harry telling everyone how good Luka Modric is and boasting that all Premier League managers would want him in their squad. Yeah and he'll be in Alex Ferguson's squad if you talk him...

Happy Birthday Ricky Villa

Today is the birthday of Ricky Villa, which seems as good as reason as any, to crack open some YouTube goodness. Having joined Spurs from Racing Club in 1978, Villa went on to make 133 appearances, scoring 18 goals. Of...

Tottenham Paper Review: 18th August

The Sun reports that Dorian Dervitte wants to return to France. Bye. Ledley tells the paper that not being in Europe will help us to excel in the league. And Ledders tells The Daily Star that he had feared that his...