There are many mysteries in life. What lurks beneath the waters at Loch Ness? What happened to the crew of the Mary Celeste? How does Chris Kamara get TV work?
Surely though, no mystery is quite so unsolvable as this one: how did Peter Crouch manage to pull Abbey Clancy?
Clancy has just been named at number ten, on FHM’s list of the world’s sexiest women. So how did she end up with someone that gets the word ‘freak’ screamed at him, during every away match he plays?
The fact that Peter Crouch is a footballer and therefore minted, is not an explanation. There are many footballers out there who earn as much or more that Crouch, yet don’t look nearly so goofy.
Does she have simply a thing for blokes that are incredibly tall and thin? I don’t think so. When she and Crouch briefly split up in 2006, she started going out with Jason Statham, who is hardly a dead-ringer for Crouchie.
I can only conclude then that Abbey Clancy is that rare thing; a WAG that has actually based her choice of partner on the fact that he is a nice bloke. Cheryl Cole take note.
Now I’m sure that many of you are by now thinking that this article is entirely pointless. Allow me to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat by providing a couple of pictures of Abbey in which she isn’t wearing many clothes.