Tottenham are still in search of an able deputy for Harry Kane – how about Cristiano Ronaldo?
Of course Ronaldo is unlikely to ever rock up at N17. The closest he might get is taking picture with rapper AJ Tracey, who is a massive Spurs fan.
On Saturday, AJ posted a video in which he poses for a snap with Ronaldo, referring to the Juventus ace as “my goat”.
Tracey is wearing a Spurs tracksuit, leading Ronaldo to say: “Tottenham eh?”
my goat ? pic.twitter.com/gZvPKixBeE
— aj (@ajtracey) August 14, 2020
While it would be nice to have Ronaldo at Spurs, he’d probably grow frustrated watching Kane score more goals than him…
Well the great Diego Maradonna came to play one game for Ossie that time…so why cant Ronaldo do the same for his compatriot Mourinho as a goodwill gesture??
Saw him get off the train at Edmonton Green this morning despite the engineering works!
he rather play for Arteta but not mourinho.. Mourinho dismissed him and said cr7 is “not the real ronaldo”.. but the CR7 proved to him when real met chelsea
So we’ve now been linked with Coutinho, Rakitic, James Rodriguez, Thiago Silva on a free, Perisic, Dybala under Poch & Mourinho, lost out on willian, and now you’re making Ronaldo jokes. Why not put out an opinion piece on how we’re gonna swap Ndombele+cash for Messi & hijack Suarez’s potential move back to Ajax just to continue to torture us at N17.
Levy wouldn’t pay an extra €5M for Grealish the season before his valuation grows to €80M & last summer we go from the drivers seat for Bruno Fernandes until Levy worked his low ball magic with Sporting & allowed United to step in, Hijack the signing & our top4 spot in one fell swoop because of course the Portuguese international has a legitimate player of the year (1/2) season. Please stop teasing us when our actual targets are Hojbjerg, Quaison & Joe Hart but not a single bid for a fullback yet. All while
Timothy Castagne has said he wants the move to N17 from Atalanta & Norwich are so desperate for cash after relegation Max Aarons & His agent are probably waiting by the phone for us to call. It was actually easier when we went 18 months without a new signing lol 🙁