As ever we start with the downmarket Sun, who claim that we are ready to spend £10m on Christopher ‘The Man Mountain’ Samba.
The Mirror reports on the antics of Sebastien Bassong, who is clearly trying to force the Barcodes to flog him.
They also bring the news that Jermain Defoe has been nicked for speeding. Bet he was late for meeting some Big Brother contestant.
The Daily Mail speculate over the future for David Bentley, in a somewhat disagreeably gleeful tone.
The Daily Express reports that our magnificent Ledley King, will be fit to face Liverpool. So we just need to sort out who will play against Hull a few days later.