The Sun celebrates England’s comeback against Holland, in which Jermain Defoe shocked the world by scoring against an international team that wasn’t Andorra.
The Telegraph are also shocked enough by Jermain’s brace, to write something nice about him.
The Mirror thinks that Steven Gerrard may not be fit for our game against Liverpool on Sunday.
Just when the Barcodes thought that things couldn’t get any worse, Ossie Ardiles tell The Mirror that he’d like to return there as manager.
Having not learned any lessons from the famous five debacle during his spell as the Spurs boss, Ossie also tells The Independent that we should play Robbie Keane just behind Defoe and Crouch.
The Star reckon that we’re planning a £5m bid for Crystal Palace forward Victor Moses. I bought his for Spurs on Football Manager 2009. It didn’t work out and he’s now on loan to Wigan.
The David Beckham circus is more likely to pitch it’s tent at the San Siro than White Hart Lane, according to The Daily Mail.
The Guardian looks at Tottenham’s chances this season.
They also claim that we’re likely to make move for Scott Brown, who’ll cost £8m.
And the Guardian also has some Photoshop-inspired fun at the expense of Darren Bent.