Vague Tottenham Lookalikes Number 1: Darren Anderton

Welcome to the first of what will be a sporadic new feature on the site, as I search Google Images with a fine tooth comb to find pictures of celebrities that look vaguely like Spurs players, past and present.

So we kick off with former Tottenham favourite Darren Anderton and someone with an equally long face.

Mind the wrist Darren.

Did Sir Alan think Debra Barr would be handing in too many sick notes?

This one kept playing on my mind throughout the last series of The Apprentice. I’m pleased to have got it off my chest.