At the start of the season everyone was up in arms at the mess Puma had made of designing the new Tottenham kit. Everyone was in agreement that this yellow streaked monstrosity was one of the worst Spurs kits ever produced.
Of course, this knowledge didn’t stop people from buying it, such as the following rotund gentleman snapped on the Tottenham High Road on Saturday, who had seemingly failed to see the irony of his shirt bearing the legend ‘Defoe’, whilst he shuffled down the street like a sloth.
It’s not just the Tottenham kit that has been the victim of a terrible re-design. Am I the only person who is thoroughly freaked out by the current appearance of our mascot ‘Chirpy’?
When the Chirpster first burst onto the scene, he looked like a more endearing version of Foghorn Leghorn. Witness the photographic evidence.
Then Chirpy was re-imagined and it all went horribly wrong. These days Chirpy has the sort of blank, vacant look in his eye normally associated with a serial killer. Check out the horrifying images below.
We’re assured of a new kit next season, but when will we get a new mascot that doesn’t give our children nightmares?