At the risk of straying into OK magazine territory I bring news from the engagement party of Jermaine Jenas.
Now when I held an engagement party a couple of years ago, the entertainment consisted of me rigging up my ipod to the pub speaker system. The modern footballer does things a bit differently.
When Jenas held a party to celebrate his engagement to his fiancee Ellie Penfold (crikey Chief!) he splashed out for the rapper Nelly to perform.
It’s good to see though that Jenas hasn’t totally lost touch with reality and provided some karaoke for his mates to make themselves look stupid. They might not have made much of an impact as a duo against Bolton, but check out Keane and a decidedly ‘tired’ looking Crouchie in action here. Could this herald the dawning of a new Glenn and Chris for the noughties?