We’re all pleased that we’re getting rid of the yellow-streaked monstrosity that was last season’s kit, but there’s something else that we need changed before August comes along.

Am I the only person who is thoroughly freaked out by the current appearance of our mascot ‘Chirpy’? When the Chirpster first burst onto the scene, he looked like a more endearing version of Foghorn Leghorn. Witness the photographic evidence.

The old Chirpy always had a smile on his face, even when forced to spend time with an Arsenal supporting dinasaur.
The old Chirpy always had a smile on his face, even when forced to spend time with an Arsenal supporting dinasaur.
Cheeky Chirpy charms a young lady, despite having an absolutely filthy beak.
Cheeky Chirpy charms a young lady, despite having an absolutely filthy beak.

Then Chirpy was re-imagined and it all went horribly wrong. These days Chirpy has the sort of blank, vacant look in his eye normally associated with a serial killer. Check out the horrifying images below.

Our skipper looks concerned at the change in Chirpy.
Our former skipper looks concerned at the change in Chirpy.
Why will Chirpy not look these innocent children in the eye?
Why will Chirpy not look these innocent children in the eye?
Evil Chirpy looks menacingly into the crowd at White Hart Lane.
Evil Chirpy looks menacingly into the crowd at White Hart Lane.

We’re assured of a new kit next season, but when will we get a new mascot that doesn’t give our children nightmares?

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16 COMMENTS

  1. Make him look even tougher… that’s the last anyone calls him a cock!!

    When da feck did Scum think it was ok to use a dinosaur, just coz their badge is shite, hopefully they will become extinct also

    Chripy needs to be tougher, no more piss taking we’re Champions league now. Have you seen a cock fight… it’s not nice.

    Yid Army.

    The Chirpy’s gonna get ya.

  2. oh yes u r so correct – child molester

    my daughter was a mascot 3 yrs ago – thank heavens it wasnt this one
    thing is – can he fight – some of those mascot brawls we see on utube get pretty heavy

    lol

  3. its is eyes they look like Ramos are you sure its not him . One thing he is clean because no one will touch him and Levey likes saving money.

  4. the goons mascot looks like a frog, maybe they new they would be french club all along!!! they waisted no time to rigidy hop along to there french status through the years lol thats y evil chirpy has come to our savour because frog legz r his fav meal!!! no1s seen a hopping frog at the lane since :p

  5. The ol’ chirpy could have been KFC’s mascot in an alternate universe. The newer one looks like it had one too many shrooms!… those eyes!!

  6. ha ha, thats hillarious!

    This new chirpy looks like a spy to me… ive been suspicious of him ever since he first arrived!!
    I reckon he has our original Chripy tied up somewhere!!

  7. The new Chirpy has been told by Harry to focus on what’s asked of him, So you see Redknapp s influence is getting to everyone at the Lane, as for that tea-lady, what a bitch!

  8. …don’t mention Foghorn Leghorn…we’ll get sued…. I see why they changed it – the symbol of Spurs should be a bold, proud cockerel. However the present one is neither bold nor proud

  9. chirpy used to be all smiles, now he looks like he’s seen some things……..maybe he witnessed a murder………or maybe he committed a murder………

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