10 Professional Spurs Lookalikes


    The wife was out for the night and I was ready to take full advantage. Whilst she hit the town with her mates, I was eating takeaway pizza, drinking beer and entering the words ‘Paul Gascoigne’ into Google.

    Amongst the search results was a link to a professional Gazza lookalike. Like most lookalikes, he bore no more than a passing resemblance to our hero and the image made me laugh. Then I wondered if there were other people out there earning a living from impersonating Tottenham players. I did some more Googling…

    Here are the 10 top professional Spurs lookalikes.

    10. Paul Gascoigne AKA John Houlihan

    The image which resulted in my evening being wasted.

    Paul Gascoigne lookalike

    9. Gary Lineker AKA Danny Ashton

    Jug ears alone do not make a Lineker.

    Gary Lineker (Danny Ashton)

    8. Edgar Davids AKA Sean Martin

    An explanation as to why that bloke who looked like Edgar Davids in Spurs’ midfield, wasn’t as good as we thought he’d be?

    Edgar Davids lookalike

    7. Terry Venables AKA Ron Hockton

    If you want someone to impersonate Terry Venables eating his dinner, then Ron is your man.

    Terry Venables (Ron Hockton)

    6. Teddy Sheringham AKA Michael Napier

    This lookalike would be useful if you wondered what Teddy Sheringham would look like with a hideous tattoo.

    Teddy Sheringham (Michael Napier)

    5. Judas AKA Jermaine Liburd

    Probably doesn’t get many gigs in the N17 or Nottingham area.

    Sol Campbell (Jermaine Liburd)

    4. Jimmy Greaves AKA Geoffrey Woolfe

    Geoffrey must have thought he’d won the football pools when Jimmy Greaves went bald and grew a moustache.

    Jimmy Greaves lookalike

    3. Peter Crouch AKA Mathew Thomas

    I like the way that Mathew decided to get dressed up for this photo-shoot.

    Peter Crouch (Mathew Thomas)

    2. Glenn Hoddle AKA Richard Bey

    How can you be the lookalike of someone when you don’t know how to spell their name? He does look like him though.

    Glen Hoddle (Richard Bey

    1. Diego Maradona – Carlos Soto

    Yes, I know he only played once for us and that was in a testimonial, but I just had to include this image.

    Maradonna (Carlos Soto)



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