If you’ve got a spare £3,750,000 down the side of the sofa, then you might want to consider putting in an offer for Jermain Defoe’s house, which is currently being hawked around to the highest bidder at rightmove.

For your money you’ll get a six bedroom house (one for each of JD’s girlfriends?), two family bathrooms, a drawing room, a dining room, family room, study, a kitchen/breakfast room, games room, gym, laundry room and a cinema room.

In fact, there’s so many rooms in this house that you shouldn’t be surprised when after you move in, you bump into a confused Page-3-stunna who has spent the past few months fruitlessly attempting to find her way out of the place.

Here’s some pictures to persuade you to part with your dosh.

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  4. THE THICK C***, BET HE SCORES MORE IN THAT LOVE NEST THAN HE DOES IN THE BACK OF THE NET..HE PREFERS BEING ON XFACTOR AND SEEN IN THE CLUBS, RATHER THAN LEARN THE OFFSIDE RULE, OR MAYBE LEARN THE TEAM GAME. GET RID!!!!!!!!

  8. I find his bedroom hilarious, what does he do jog around in it to keep fit? It’s just one massive room with a bed in it.

  9. The house is on cuffley ridgeway. It used to belong to my boss. Well, the original house that sat on the plot did. Defoe completely flattened that more modest house and built the monstrosity you see in the pictures. Bentley lives 5 doors down and Ledley lives just round the corner. The ridgeway is a road of multi-million pound piles. Some actually quite tasteful.

  10. Defoe is u/s. Never ever played a full 90 mins. for England.
    Never scores against top 6 teams. He is a greedy sod who we should sling out. Another Redknapp waste of money just like Keane. Roll on top 4 like hell-no chance.

    • just like Keane? Who had the same goalscoring record as Teddy Sheringham himself? I would like to hear you say that about him. I think at the time Keane was the best signing we had ever made.

  14. I live at my friends house 2 doors up (currently for sale also) Defoes place is not worth even £3mil he’s been told.
    Not sure why he’s moving but he has a private sercuity firm there a lot of the time not sure if he worried about North West esq thefts. Levy and King are in the same postcode.

  15. NO DOUBT THE GAME IS`NT STRAIGHT WHEN A LITTLE RUNT LIKE THIS GETS TOP DOLLAR FOR NOT DOING HIS JOB AND JUST LAZILY WALKS AROUND THE FOOTBALL PITCH ON MATCH DAY THE GAMES A JOKE !

  16. his lifestyle is his business.his call to the team to lift their game is ours.let him look in the mirror for a culprit.on present form hes not worth his place.

  19. Anyone take back those Defoe comments after yesterday’s game? Maybe we should’ve sold Bale a few seasons back when we couldn’t win with him on the pitch. Some people are so fickle.

  20. vdvlad (great name), spot on. How a man that scored five goals in one game (only two others have equalled this feat) when we destroyed Wigan 9-1 in 2009 can be classed as “can’t score” and “rubbish is besides me. To the tucking fwat that said “he never scores against the top 6” Defoe scored after 38 seconds with an overhead kick against Manchester United and scored against Chelsea. Bellend. He scored 24 goals last season, three hat-tricks and was August Barclays player of the month. Yes he is clearly rubbish. Fair enough he has been below par this season but he has only started five league games since his ankle ligament problem he sustained for ENGLAND.

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