If you’ve got a spare £3,750,000 down the side of the sofa, then you might want to consider putting in an offer for Jermain Defoe’s house, which is currently being hawked around to the highest bidder at rightmove.
For your money you’ll get a six bedroom house (one for each of JD’s girlfriends?), two family bathrooms, a drawing room, a dining room, family room, study, a kitchen/breakfast room, games room, gym, laundry room and a cinema room.
In fact, there’s so many rooms in this house that you shouldn’t be surprised when after you move in, you bump into a confused Page-3-stunna who has spent the past few months fruitlessly attempting to find her way out of the place.
Here’s some pictures to persuade you to part with your dosh.